GUEST: What time opens Chelsea?
CONCIERGE: Chelsea Market?
GUEST: No, just Chelsea.
CONCIERGE: Well it’s a neighborhood, sir.
GUEST: (annoyed) Yes, I know that!
CONCIERGE: It’s open all day and night.
GUEST: But what time does it open?
CONCIERGE: Is it maybe - are you looking for a particular…
This must be why all the tourists show up in Williamsburg at 9am.