July 2008
the irony of the fact that I am eating “texas rotisserie & grill” for dinner when i go to houston on friday morning is not lost on me.
people had better not be ordering dinner without me.
amazingly, the box of mets colored m&ms on my desk is not making me eat them. it is, however, sending the rest of the department here
the word “staycation” should be impaled on a sharp stick, along with “chillax”
let’s remember, it takes 15 months to make a baby walrus.
the hebrew word for ‘rag we use to mop the floor’ is smartoot. you get it wet, wash the floor, wring it out within an inch of its life
HATES this day. hate hate hate hate.
well crap. now i’m committed to going to giants tomorrow night. and i want one of those new shirts! they actually don’t suck.
i am going to see him twice in arenas in two weeks. and have passed the 50 show mark this year. its stupid
why do i feel a combination of regret/exhaustion/sadness/anxiety over the fact that i have no desire to see springsteen in a stadium?
holy crap. held up without a gun, via remote.
people often say, “i feel like a smartoot” - that’s an apt description about today.
word i hate more than any word in the english language, ever: “chillax”
think of the environment: do you really need to print this tweet?
Enduring the horroeshow that is ikea in brooklyn
cannot wake up or get uncranky. cannot go to bed early because of mets game tonight. need a day off.
At shea, waiting for crowd to leave so i dont punch some phillies phan
discovering the joys of target, chilis and light rail in jersey. thanks, $4.50 gas
omg, i was going to leave at 5 today
okay, so maybe it would have been cool to see steven tyler AND roger daltrey AND paul mc cartney onstage at shea. but i hate billy joel
Why is everybody apeshit over billy joel at shea? As a venue it BLOWS.
taking care of business. 10 in a row. LETS GO METS.
n00b ?: which wordpress plugin will let me see what people are searching on within my site? not search referrers. gotta be here somewhere
watching young neil on letterman. he looks fantastic. so happy to see him lucid and healthy and strong.
great moments in twitter: sasha frere-jones twittering the james brown auction at christies
Retweeting @sashafrerejones: “And now the Sex Machine belt. I’ve been waiting my entire career at Christies to say those words.”
things i do not care about even remotely: billy joel playing at shea.
busy, infuriating day. i hate people who can’t just get things done.
BILLY WAGNER aughghghghg
at least david wright made a dent in the disgusting yankee-centricness of the entire day
Alternate rt home via bridge and skyline is longer but more humane in summer
jesus christ i am tired
i hate that i am missing the red carpet parade.
need more coffee
who isn’t rooting for josh hamilton to hit one out of the stadium??
oh god. eric young AND joe morgan. and steve phllips. can someone kidnap them and drop them off in the middle of the south bronx?
http://is.gd/Tfh sub pop world domination AWESOMENESS. damn i should have been there this weekend.
no chopstick with my sushi. great. how could you forget that?
i just got a piece of spam with the subject ‘DEAR ESTEEMED WINNER’ and I thought it said ‘dear esteemed whiner’ and thought - well, ya
Dumb stockbrokers holding up the starbucks line
i knew that upgrading to wordpress would mean i would not be able to go to bed early. but, success! http://is.gd/SCa
dinner sucked, now i think i will eat an entire watermelon quarter myself since there is nothing else in the house. time for fresh direct
I ordered broccoli with garlic sauce. How do you fuck that up??
G train running on the f line AND running full platform is the best thing ever
places i should have been this weekend: vh1 rock honors the who, marymoore park for sub pop 20. places i was: sister’s birthday and shea.
i should stay home tonight..and not go to the mets game. right?
Hipster mexican place playing ‘i wanna be yr dog’ ironically. Leaving now
Port imperial nj beautiful view and a bloody mary. Getting ready for the family event.
i would never allow something to be organized under the guise of my birthday that required people to get up early on a weekend. sigh
crap, do i pony up the $125 to see paul weller in september? do i still care *that much*??
